The Best of Adrian Tchaikovsky. 2026
THE BEST OF ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY
RATED 81% POSITIVE. STORY SCORE 3.7 OF 5
37 STORIES: 3 GREAT / 25 GOOD / 6 AVERAGE / 1 POOR / 2 DNF
I was really disappointed in this collection. I started my read with the ideal that “Adrian Tchaikovsky could be our generation’s Isaac Asimov.” It was a commentary on the quality of his novels, series of novels, and novellas, which have been spectacular, combined with an insane proliferation of stories and books.
Sadly, I must say that Tchaikovsky is great at long lengths, but much weaker in his short fiction. My rating comes in right at the low end of B (or good) and I may have been overly generous with my scoring. Working through 37 of these stories was a big of a slog.
For the most part his science fiction is solid without being memorable and the fantasy was unable to transcend my overall distaste for the tropes for the genre. His weird fiction was cool at times. The usual caveat applies: If you love fantasy you will be more likely to enjoy these stories.
By far my favorite part of the book was the handful of stores about paranormal investigator Walter Cohen and Michael (his bodyguard/assistant) solving weird mysteries in the UK. It’s obviously the Sherlock Holmes and Watson trope, but I really like this spin on it. I was sad to read in the section introduction that all of these stories are collected in this volume.
Let’s not dwell on the disappointment. Three Stories Join the Great List.
Children of Dagon • (2015) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky. A super mix of horror, war fiction, and climate sci-fi. Genetically modified human/seal hybrids are conquering a flooded London.
The House on the Old Cliffs • (2014) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky. Paranormal Investigator Walter and his assistant/bodyguard Michael partner with scary criminals to investigate the disappearance of a man. The search leads them the titular house on the old cliffs and a secret passageway to a completely different beach and the wonders there.
The Dissipation Club • (2011) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky. A secret society also destroyed Paranormal Investigator Walter Cohen’s life and career. A new mission persons case gives me another opportunity to go after them.
THE BEST OF ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY: Complete Story Review
37 STORIES: 3 GREAT / 25 GOOD / 6 AVERAGE / 1 POOR / 2 DNF
Children of Dagon • (2015) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Great. A super mix of horror, war fiction, and climate sci-fi. Genetically modified human/seal hybrids are conquering a flooded London.
Red Sky in the Morning • (2021) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Average. In a future where collapse came slowly, London is reasserting itself as an oppressive power. The invading army tries to co-op the one ‘wizard’
21st Century Girl • (2012) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. A girl neanderthal, cloned in the modern day, has to deal with the biases that accompany her genetic history.
Where the Dead People Are • (2020) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. In a post apocalyptic world of endless war, a young woman finds a device that connects her to a survey satellite’s ai and she uses it to make her warlord more powerful and improve her station in life.
Oannes, from the Flood • (2020) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Time traveling tomb raiders have a crisis of conscience on a mission to rescue ancient tablets from a flooded storage facility.
Charlie’s Ant • (2013) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Intelligent ants and gardening robot to passive agressive battle over a lawn.
The Fall of Lady Sealight • (2012) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. A legendary psychic warrior, exiled from the dimension where her mind once flew free, drifts through collapsing worlds while haunted by memories of a war fought in non-space.
The Mouse Ran Down • (2012) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. A group of people are chased through time, hiding wherever they won’t be noticed. They are followed by a relentless enemy who is destroying the very fabric of time.
The Roar of the Crowd • (2013) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Average. A young woman leaves the factory and gets involved with a traveling theater group.
The Binds that Tie • (2016) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. More traveling plays but at least this story had a young blind girl who fights with a sword.
Coat Like Bright Fire • (2020) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Average. A vignette about a woman who will ride a unicorn into war.
Dress Rehearsal • (2016) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. An opportunity for a private theater performance for invalid children turns diabolical.
The Face of the King • (2022) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. A very strong royal vengeance story. A king betrayed seeks out evil supernatural help to enact violence on the usurper who holds the throne. Wicked little story with a great twist ending.
Ancien Régime • (2016) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. The royals live one last day in melancholy luxury as the liberty-seeking masses gather outside the gates.
Crossed Gates • (2015) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
DNF. A meandering story about an English train station that I couldn’t bear to continue. Frightfully dull.
Sandra and Me • (2022) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. An interesting magical analogy for polyamorous relationships. In this world, when couple bring new people into the relationship, parts of themselves actually get subsumed into the new person.
Family Business • (2013) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Feels like the free sample of a fun urban fantasy novel. Powerful beings fled to our world (London) to escape The Other. Their powers are slowly failing but they still lord them over humanity. The story brings these characters together around the murder of one of their own. Fun characters with interesting powers and family dynamics.
Difficult Times • (2020) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Cosmic horror. An unsuccessful band is brought to a mansion to play their weird conceptual album for an audience that is ‘a little too into it.’
Not a Cat Person • (2012) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Creepy tale of a man who comes to an old house to finish a scientists work. At night, he hears some that might - or might not - by a cat.
The Coming of the Cold • (2016) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Poor. A meaningless short short that comments on The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
Where the Brass Band Plays • (2014) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Paranormal Investigator Walter and his assistant/bodyguard Michael investigate a series of disappearances an British seaside spa town.
Pipework • (2011) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Walter and Michael investigate a disgustingly possessed plumbing in a old woman’s house.
The House on the Old Cliffs • (2014) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Great. Paranormal Investigator Walter and his assistant/bodyguard Michael partner with scary criminals to investigate the disappearance of a man. The search leads them the titular house on the old cliffs and a secret passageway to a completely different beach and the wonders there.
Lost Soldiers • (2012) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Is the ghost of Saint Nicholas trying to return home …. or something more sinister.
The Dissipation Club • (2011) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Great. A secret society also destroyed Paranormal Investigator Walter Cohen’s life and career. A new mission persons case gives me another opportunity to go after them.
Fragile Creation • (2013) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
DNF. Everything I hate about fantasy is here. The tone of the writing. The stereotypical fantasy names. The barons and courtly intrigue. No thank you.
The Final Conjuration • (2014) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. In a Chinese-inspired fantasy world, a powerful wizard is killed and the ‘demon’ of Sherlock Holmes is summoned to investigate the murder. Pretty fun story.
The Language of Flowers • (2016) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. In a complex fantasy world where flowers are both weapon and augury message, a wealthy man hires the protagonist to decipher how he is going to be killed.
This Blessed Union • (2014) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Average. A gay man is about to marry a woman who was dropped into the woods to die and ended up being raised by the forrest. At the last minute, one of his brother usurps the role.
Precious Little Things • (2017) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. A female wooden homunculus defies all odds to be ‘a special girl’ and is uniquely places to change the path of this small world when trouble comes. A very cool fantasy world of small manufactured beings and a bookshelf like world.
The Groppler’s Harvest • (2013) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. A crusader is pulled out of time and forced to serve the evil conjurer of the red mask. He and three others are forced to do the evil masters being. The crusader mostly despises and weird being called the Groppler that swallows people whole.
Low Energy Economy • (2020) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. An indentured servant in a very tiny ship works on mineral extraction of an asteroid. He slowly watches his life and energy slip away.
Speak, Friend, And Enter • (2023) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Average. Those who worked in the mines rebuke their former masters from the surface. The surface people have used up all their supplies and now demand those below ground provide it for them. You’ll never guess the twist … unless you’ve read any science fiction.
Gods of the Ice Planet • (2016) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Two stories play out in vignettes over hundreds of year. One is human colonization of a planet, resource extraction, descent in to authoritarianism, and collapse. The other is an alien who hope to meet ‘the gods’ who came to their planet and did so much damage.
Wars of Worldcraft • (2020) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Average. Characters in World of Warcraft (or something like it) come together after many years for a final mission and notice glitching in the program.
The Collectors • (2018) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. Human spacecraft find a complex alien array that is capturing our broadcasted messages.
Goblin Autumn • (2019) • by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Good. In a world plagued by monstrous goblins and failing crops, a war leader seeks a scientific solution to what everyone believes is an ancient curse. What he uncovers instead is a truth about history, climate, and survival that may be far more devastating than any enemy.
